What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can someone express their love for a guy without using words? What are some actions that can convey love and care?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.